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The Dead Man Says

 

 

What the Critics Would Have Said

 

 A real puker. Carter Harrison, Chicago Daily Bee

Cured my insomnia - and my constipation. Wayne Pure, Mongolian Literary Digest

Sold in Boston, banned elsewhere for good reason. The Plutonian Globe

Grossly naughty and offensive - I am told. Luther Methody, The Christian Quarterly

A humorous snob fest ruined by lowlifes. Chen Chong, The People's Weekly Word

Why on earth would someone want to kill a lawyer? And what kind of person would do a thing like that? Find out. Shocking! Gregory Harber, The Weekly Wordless Law

Someone should tell Mr. Thompson that it is Naughty Marietta that appeals to our refined sense of the risqué, not Raunchy Marietta. He also needs to be reminded, if he is indeed capable of understanding it, that while not everything in print must be suitable for those under 18, it should be suitable for some kind of human. Elizabeth Stoneberg, The Weekly Critic

Suitable for those with Alzheimer's. Engleman Fine, M.D., The Forgotten Digest  

 

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